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Hola Hola ya'all...All my peeps. This is RJ Hoobey coming to you live on N-E-F-M with the sensational on of a kind naughty jokes and other riff raff.
This afternoons topic : Best friends..?
Whats a best friend? Whose a best friend? Is it the lone companion who holds your hand while friend-"ship" sinks into the vast ocean of envy and spite? Your partner who helps in coloring your dreams? A person who gives you popsickles...OOooPppsSss...I mean lolly pops? Well...Whaaaaat?
In my very naughty and humble opinion, a best friend is....ummm...uhhh...give me a moment...its processing...O yea, I can feel it...AHAH!! here it is...Your closest inmate...Wheres the rest...Thats not fare!! Sorry guys...thats what the big book of definition says.
For me...A best friend is someone you can share everything with. I mean not stuff like under pants and used "banana peels" (if you know what I mean)...And yea, a best friend can't share girlfriends or toilet seats at the same time either. Imagine trying to sit...Oh....For gods sake spare me the juicy details...
Well basically, according to my definition, you might think that best friends are of no use. Well, don't get me wrong but theres loads of stuff they can do...For example, they can teach you all the so called innocent-naughty stuff ( I don't know why some people think its bad. I mean f you don't get sex education early in life (school only teaches you the basics) how do you know you're having sex when you're having sex? Or how do you know how to practice safe sex using banana peels? Accidents have happened and you can't deny that. Go to a shopping mall and look at people in the face and you'll notice one nasal-hole bigger than others...and some of them have one larger ear with a bigger ear-hole... ;) )
Thats usually guys stuff ( just remember every single person is unique, but theres a devil in everyone too ;) ). I really don't know the girly girly stuff...but...if a girl was married, was 40...and...umm wanted a baby, they can always count on their best friends to choose the father of the baby...I dunno...(can they not...duuuhhh...they're best friends)
For a back stabbing wanna be , girls have a variety of solutions. Ofcourse guys settle it the traditional way, a good sucker punch. Girls can cry, slap, go for cat fights and the best thing they can do, bite in the right places. Kewl, isn't it? :D
Wellllll, thats all folks. Hope you've finished your cokes and enjoyed the jokes...Until next time...Astalavista senoritas and amigos....
This afternoons topic : Best friends..?
Whats a best friend? Whose a best friend? Is it the lone companion who holds your hand while friend-"ship" sinks into the vast ocean of envy and spite? Your partner who helps in coloring your dreams? A person who gives you popsickles...OOooPppsSss...I mean lolly pops? Well...Whaaaaat?
In my very naughty and humble opinion, a best friend is....ummm...uhhh...give me a moment...its processing...O yea, I can feel it...AHAH!! here it is...Your closest inmate...Wheres the rest...Thats not fare!! Sorry guys...thats what the big book of definition says.
For me...A best friend is someone you can share everything with. I mean not stuff like under pants and used "banana peels" (if you know what I mean)...And yea, a best friend can't share girlfriends or toilet seats at the same time either. Imagine trying to sit...Oh....For gods sake spare me the juicy details...
Well basically, according to my definition, you might think that best friends are of no use. Well, don't get me wrong but theres loads of stuff they can do...For example, they can teach you all the so called innocent-naughty stuff ( I don't know why some people think its bad. I mean f you don't get sex education early in life (school only teaches you the basics) how do you know you're having sex when you're having sex? Or how do you know how to practice safe sex using banana peels? Accidents have happened and you can't deny that. Go to a shopping mall and look at people in the face and you'll notice one nasal-hole bigger than others...and some of them have one larger ear with a bigger ear-hole... ;) )
Thats usually guys stuff ( just remember every single person is unique, but theres a devil in everyone too ;) ). I really don't know the girly girly stuff...but...if a girl was married, was 40...and...umm wanted a baby, they can always count on their best friends to choose the father of the baby...I dunno...(can they not...duuuhhh...they're best friends)
For a back stabbing wanna be , girls have a variety of solutions. Ofcourse guys settle it the traditional way, a good sucker punch. Girls can cry, slap, go for cat fights and the best thing they can do, bite in the right places. Kewl, isn't it? :D
Wellllll, thats all folks. Hope you've finished your cokes and enjoyed the jokes...Until next time...Astalavista senoritas and amigos....
