Ola ladies and gentlemen...Hope you're doing well and am overwhelmed to welcome you to another short addition of N-E-F-M!!! I'll skip the intro part as I assume you very well know who your favorite RJ is ;)
A normal person with an abnormally normal brain would understand that being a parent is a huge responsibility, a burden which is born with each one of us. Unfortunately the people with hairy nuts for brains don't understand this. Forgive me for saying this but, some parents just don't get it. I mean, its a parents job to understand their children's way of thinking and alert them about puberty. It is of utter importance that the parents explain the situation to their children of what is happening and what might follow, if you get what I mean ;) . Its a fathers job to warn his son and a mothers job to caution her girl. Things could go very wrong if a father tried to warn his daughter and a mother tried to warn her son. It just happens so that....
(this is actually a true story) Adam and Stacy were a couple who had four sons, Drake, Dennis, Diego and David. Drake was 10 and he was one of a kind. He was so curious about stuff that if he starts babbling about one of his curiosities, things usually got a bit messy. Upon becoming 11 one day he asked his father about how babies were born. His father hushed him and said that only mothers know where babies come from. "But dad you told me that "natural glue" ain't used for pasting photos. You must surely know where I cam from...?" Adam glared at his son furiously and that hushed Drake for a tinsy bitsy second.Drake was clever enough to hush up in front of his father, but once his father was gone, he went into his fathers study and examined a book based on human biology.
That evening, Stacy found Drake a bit quiet and knew "something big" was coming. She rushed the other three to bed and consulted Drake about his curiosity. Drake told her about the babies stuff and what his father said. Stacy thought for a while and she got an idea. She took a piece of paper and drew a stick man and a woman. She told Drake that when a boy likes a girl and hugs each other, a seed is planted in a secret place and a baby is born magically. Drake took the crayon from Stacy and circled the skirt of the stick girl and stared at his mother. Stacy glared at Drake and send him to bed.
The next day, when Adam and Stacy returned home from work, they found their 70 year old baby sitter tied up in a chair without clothes. They quickly untied her and asked her what happened. "Your boy Drake got the others to tie me up and he tried to plant a sunflower seed in me. He said his mother told him that babies were born magically when a seed is planted in a secret place.......!!!!"
Well thats all folks. Just remember to be a bit accurate with what you supply to your children. Adios...
A normal person with an abnormally normal brain would understand that being a parent is a huge responsibility, a burden which is born with each one of us. Unfortunately the people with hairy nuts for brains don't understand this. Forgive me for saying this but, some parents just don't get it. I mean, its a parents job to understand their children's way of thinking and alert them about puberty. It is of utter importance that the parents explain the situation to their children of what is happening and what might follow, if you get what I mean ;) . Its a fathers job to warn his son and a mothers job to caution her girl. Things could go very wrong if a father tried to warn his daughter and a mother tried to warn her son. It just happens so that....
(this is actually a true story) Adam and Stacy were a couple who had four sons, Drake, Dennis, Diego and David. Drake was 10 and he was one of a kind. He was so curious about stuff that if he starts babbling about one of his curiosities, things usually got a bit messy. Upon becoming 11 one day he asked his father about how babies were born. His father hushed him and said that only mothers know where babies come from. "But dad you told me that "natural glue" ain't used for pasting photos. You must surely know where I cam from...?" Adam glared at his son furiously and that hushed Drake for a tinsy bitsy second.Drake was clever enough to hush up in front of his father, but once his father was gone, he went into his fathers study and examined a book based on human biology.
That evening, Stacy found Drake a bit quiet and knew "something big" was coming. She rushed the other three to bed and consulted Drake about his curiosity. Drake told her about the babies stuff and what his father said. Stacy thought for a while and she got an idea. She took a piece of paper and drew a stick man and a woman. She told Drake that when a boy likes a girl and hugs each other, a seed is planted in a secret place and a baby is born magically. Drake took the crayon from Stacy and circled the skirt of the stick girl and stared at his mother. Stacy glared at Drake and send him to bed.
The next day, when Adam and Stacy returned home from work, they found their 70 year old baby sitter tied up in a chair without clothes. They quickly untied her and asked her what happened. "Your boy Drake got the others to tie me up and he tried to plant a sunflower seed in me. He said his mother told him that babies were born magically when a seed is planted in a secret place.......!!!!"
Well thats all folks. Just remember to be a bit accurate with what you supply to your children. Adios...
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