Fear the BUTT!!!

I met this new dude in the airport. The guy is cool and man hes a laugh. One day, last Thursday we got this really long break, so he dropped by and as usual we were talking about stuff when the topic changed to feared stuff. Well, I told him that I don't fear stuff you can see from your eyes and that has a life ;) Guess what he told me? He said his worst fear was cigarette butts! And specially if they were wet! He said he doesn't know why, but he just gets scared! When he used to be in junior school, they kept two cigarette butts on either side of him if he didn't study. When they did, he'd tremble from head to foot and study. His friends once soaked a bucket full of cigarettes and poured it over him and he fainted before the first one hit his head! He also said that his dreams were interfered with cigarette butts! The beautiful girls changed into cigarette butts with bikinis and they would fly after him and he flies away from them. He said he fears them so much that he would run around in his house flying in his sleep. One day, he said his grandma actually hit him with her walking stick and he fell to the floor, didn't wake up and continued his flying motion on the ground. Imagine what his grandma would think when she saw her grandson swimming on the floor with loose boxer shorts!!! Damn, we laughed our butts off that day....Just thought I'd let you guys in on the fun...