NEFM - NEPALI STYLE!!!

NAMASTEEEEEEEEEI NEpal and welcome to your favourite show, NEFm with the coolest RJ, Hoobustank!! Today was one of those days which I met a typical teenager of Nepal, doing what they do best. I know some people think my life is dramatic, but believe me I don't make it dramatic. It just is! So makesure you have a wild imagination before you start reading this ;)

Today I went to the zoo with some of my mates here. We were almost done oggling at the animals like ten year olds when one of them thought of boating in the river. Quiet unluckily I landed with four eakles which were to be blown away by the wind any moment. But don't worry, they are big at the right places... ;)

Anyway, while paddling through the green lake I saw a "circular rotating thing used in carnivals" in at the end. So we qucikly hurried there. Seven guys went for round one and it was amazing!! So we went up for round two! This time three guys went first and I stayed down to video it. A lot of high school girls and boys were smooching at corners, in public (don't worry, they weren't that good at kissing, so you don't need to imagine it too much) and there was this innocent lonely guy standing there. I thought he had no money for the ride.

I went and stood next to him. Guess what he said? "I don't have to pay for the sight I'm seeing. Its much better then riding." I was puzzled and searched the whole area but I could spot no such thing. I asked him what it was and he replied..
"Every time the coster goes up, I get to see the under the skirt of all those cute girls. So far everyones wearing something inside. Just waiting for my luck...!"

Next moment it stopped. Aged ladies got on the ride and they were dressed pretty badly, and guess what? When the ride started, that teenager fainted! I guess he got what he wanted. Or maybe there was a "special" type of female on board...You know, the ones who like "trans-plants"...What? They are just plants right? Roots with two onions and a really long or short, burnt or lightly fried flower stalk bearing a pink or purple flower!

CHao guys...