TAG!!! You're it!!!!

I was tagged by The Wild Hunter...

A - Available?: I'm not so cheap :p
B - Best friend: Adam Adeel
C - Cake or Pie?: Nothing better than a Choco Cake
D - Drink of choice: Chocolate milk shake
E - Essential thing used everyday: Clothes :p lol
F - Favorite color: Yellow and blue
G - Gummi bears or worms: Gummi bears
H - Hometown: Maldives
I - Indulgence: Banana split!
J - January or February: January
K - Kids and names: Haven't given it a thought yet
L - Life: Is a vast ocean of choices...
M - Marriage date: Not sure yet...
N - Number of siblings: 1 younger sis and 1 younger bro
O - Oranges or apples: Green apples
P - Phobias: Can't think of one...
Q - Quote: "Trust is like a vase, once broken it can be mended, but it will never be the same"
R - Reason to smile: Life is too short for hatred...
S - Season: Autumn...
T - Tag three people: Appy's tale, sHweeeeet Butterfly and Shattered Dreams
U - Unknown fact about me: If I tell you, it'll give me away ;)
V - Vegetable you do not like: Tomatoes
W - Worst habit: Getting angry too quickly, trusting people too easily...
X - x-rays you have had: My chest...
Y - Your favorite food: Roshi and Thelli Rihaakuru
Z - Zodiac: Capricorn

LoVem@n!@!!!

A boy who was struck by an arrow of love by the cutest of cupids fell in love. Questions attacked him from all the side… “There are prettier girls than her, why did I fall for her? There are other people who told me I was cute, why does my heart flatter when she says it? There were girls with a lighter shade of skin color than her, why did I choose the darker skin? To him even the Disney land princesses are like ugly ducklings in front her. What can this be? Can this be the silly lovemania everyone keeps talking about?” But he never exploded; these little volcanoes erupted in his heart.

Ok, so the experts, the experienced people say its love…But the boy never believed in love at first sight…For a normal person, when he or she falls, only butterflies circle their heads, for him, she popped around!

I asked him for any written material he had about the girl he loved. He scratched his head and gave me this…

“My darling, this is to warn you at the earliest possible moment that I have fallen in love with an absolutely new girl. She is the darlingest girl I ever met. I saw her for the first time last night…She was attired in a love of a dressing-gown. She had the dearest face I ever saw, the most alluring smile… Every morning I wake up, I look for her; it seems to me that half of myself is missing…these thoughts are involuntary...Altogether I am clean gone….Ever and ever…Her lover…”

My mouth was like hanging open as he read this aloud from his heart. He said that the girl he loved had the original letter with her and though she never replied, he was sure she never destroyed it. He said writing a letter felt more romantic to him as he can add a hidden face, a new emotional style to the letter. I did a bit of research and found out that this letter he pulled out of thin air had the same meaning of a prehistoric letter, a letter from Romeo to Juliet! Amazing…He didn’t speak much after that, he was just whistling with the splish-splashing waves that kissed the beach side…Says he’s fallen in love with the 8^th wonder of the world.

The Hardest things in the world

The hardest things in a persons life includes not being able to answer my riddles. I mean c'mon people, was it that hard? Anyway here are the answers so you can bamboozle your friends with them.
1. A river

2. His breath
3. Stop imagining!!
4. Because eskimos live on the north pole while penguins live on the south.
5. Chewing gum
6. Silence or secret, both the answers are correct
7. A dollar bill (not something else ;) )

The hardest things in the world...hmmmmmm....Lets see...

Humans are the dominant and most socialized species of animals that rule this planet. One must feel that being the ruler of the planet he or she can do whatever they want. Feeling this way or thinking like this is foolish in my point of view since some people don't realize the hardship of leading a normal life. Life is a vast ocean of choices. One of the hardest things in life is saying sorry. A very easy four letter word that can be said so easily, but most of the humans fear this little word for no specific reason. I say this because I can't think of a reason not to say sorry.

Number two in this list is accepting our own faults and mistakes. The fact is that nobody is willing to accept that no one is perfect. When someone mentions this, he says that he accepts that he is not perfect, but in his subconscious mind he believes that he is. This in turn leads to my conclusion that its hard to accept our own faults. The fact that blaming stuff on other people is also evidence for this matter.

Number three and my final entry in this list is controlling our anger. Nobody or no one can control themselves not to do any damage, physically or emotionally to someone else or himself when angry. I suppose no evidence is required to prove this as enough evidence is always available from our day to day life.

Here's how I chose these 3 things as the hardest things in life. When something goes wrong, you quickly blame it on someone else. When he proves that its your fault, you get angry with him and hurt him by harsh words or you settle it by a fight. When you realize how wrong you have been you think of apologizing and sorry becomes the hardest word.

If you have any strong evidence to prove me wrong, you're more than welcome to share it with me and I'm sure I'll change my mind about it.

Serious issues: Child Abuse.

Last night I was on youtube trying to get some avatar videos and I came across this particular video...It was based on child abuse...I turned it on and was terrified to see its content...I don't know what to say...Its cruel and against the rights of the child...Every child deserves to be happy...

A child is god send as a symbol of love between two people. Every child is special in his or her own way and it becomes the duty of the parents to raise their offspring to be the best. It is not common in Maldives but every year 3 million children all over the world go through this terrible ordeal due to some parents who don't appreciate their children. I don't want to include pictures but go to youtube and type child abuse...

Lets help and put a stop to child abuse...We can start by telling our own kids how much we love them and by spreading awareness among each other...

HELP!!!
Ok, ummm there's this guy who just turned 18 a few days ago. He was very normal until recently he caught on a disease. Wonder what that might be? Nothing un-usual, but its rare to find a cure in his case. But it ain't un-curable either. Still no idea what his condition is? LoVe MaNIa !!!

Now can you believe that? He just FELL in love!!! I mean he was this guy who understood people and thought that he wouldn't fall in love until he finished his studies. This guy already had a crush on somebody..There story is kinda long, so I'll postpone it to some time else if thats ok with you guys. Just a summary, he just saw her one night and felt warmth, heard violins and BOOOM, then and there it struck.
He started smiling, he started laughing...He became more lazy, wanted to dream all the time, lived in a world of fantasy...Damn, the side effects of love mania. Guess what? The guy is still resisting the urge to ask that girl he loves so much. I mean I can't deny the fact that he got no response to his first proposal. Maybe now he's shy, I mean he's a sensible guy in a stupid way...(might be thinking of saving the friendship and thinking to suffer watching his dream girl being happy with someone else) The latest side effect, learning how to flirt INNOCENTLY, get me? It keeps on growing and growing ;) ...haha... Dude give me a break!! Girls can be so powerful sometimes and selfish all the same. Want to hear more about his story? Just give me a shout anytime ;)

This little voice in my head..

It speaks to me when I'm alone
When no friends are around
This little voice in my head
Sounds horse and almost dead
Just like a whisper in the wind

Says I shouldn't trust anyone
Should love no one
And let go of my friends
Who'll stab me when I turn back
This little voice who says
He speaks nothing but the truth
Makes me wonder how true he maybe...

Riddles...

Just came across these cool riddles in a book and I just wondered whether everyone is as good as me at guessing. So try these out, anyone who gets all of the answers correct will get something memorable to keep from me ;) You've got all the time in the world before Saturday (23rd) sunrise...Best of luck..

1. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??

2. What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a minute?

3. Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

4. Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?

5. What is the thing that goes in hard and stiff but comes out soft and wet?

6. No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?

7. What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head and women go crazy about it?

Chapter 4

It was a cold night...A boy of 17 was walking down the side walk with his 18 year old friend. They were laughing and chatting enthusiastically when the sky above rumbled the first warning, promising a wet night. Cyberkid looked up his watch and saw it was almost 1030pm. He mentioned this to Swyt, his friend, and they quickened their pace. Quiet abruptly, out of no where Swyt brought up this topic of conversation...

Swyt: Hey, did you know, I think our speculation is correct...
Cyberkid: What? You think Choco banana splits are tastier?
Swyt: Hahaha...No about Your best friend and my best friend...
Cyberkid: What makes you so sure?
Swyt: Well, the other night I was walking with Popsickles and she got a call. She answered it with "the" smile and I knew it was he who was calling...At first I thought it was just a friendly hello...But it lasted for about 45 minutes...
Cyberkid: What the...Are you sure? Why didn't you just snap the cell out of her hands and say something? Just because you're short doesn't mean you can't do that :p (seeing the look on Swyts face) just kidding..So what did you do?
Swyt: As a matter of fact, I did do something..I just mentioned aloud so that he could here, the fact that he was calling her...Only she alone...Why not call me..He has got my number as well..Why not chat with me while online instead of chatting with her...
Cyberkid: Wait a minute, are you falling for him too?
Swyt: Pspsps..I told you i like Hu-, I mean someone else...But seriously, don't you think...(looks up at Cyberkid)
Cyberkid: Don't you think its a bit early for love to kick in? I mean c'mon, its been barely 3 days...
Swyt: I don't know..
Cyberkid: Tell you what...Bug Popsy so that she tells you...I can keep an eye on Hunnybunny...deal?
Swyt: Done!!

The next day Cyberkid went to visit Popsickles. He wasn't surprised to find Hunnybunny there. After a while Bubbled arrived at Popsickles place. Cyberkid and Bubbles left early to go and meet Swyts as she was not feeling well. They were greeted warmly into Swyts home. Sitting on a blue sofa, they started to talk about the known secret.

Swyts: Hows the mission going? Any positive signs?
Bubbles: A mission? What mission?

Cyberkid and Swyt filled Bubbles in with the secret and Bubbles confessed that she already suspected them too.

Cyberkid: You won't believe the news I have for you...Yesterday we went to Kuda Bandos and came back a bit late. Hunnybunny took his mobile phone and was talking to her while lieing on the beach during mid-day. Next thing you know, he comes up to me and says that I was invited to eat pudding in Popsy's place.
Swyts: Yea, we've been trying to learn how to cook..hehehe
Cyberkid: Dear god, please help the poor husbands these three ladies marry..(Swyt takes a blow and misses Cyberkid but Bubbles hit the aimed target) Ouch! hheehehee
Bubbles: Teddy, are we trouble for you?
Cyberkid: Yea a pain in you know where..keke..Well anyway, I was a bit tired and I couldn't make it. But Hunnybunny went, he went alone for the first time to her place. He's usually a shy guy but look at the courage...And today just now, before you came Bubbles, Popsy held Hunnybunnies hands like this (Cyberkid demonstrated, sandwiching Bubbles hand between his)

Swyts mouth fell open and Bubbles ' brow flew off her face. "WHAT!!!" they both chorused. They all exchanged gestures of understanding and started to laugh. The friends departed after a while...

The days that followed were full of romantic surprises...A blue rose was delivered to Popsy by Hunnybunny..Grafitti of the mind on a card, was given to Hunnybunny by Popsickles. On Tuesday, November 27th, within seven days of unending surprises, this is what happened...


Its been two months since love crept into two lives and changed it forever...Thats why I say love is the secret language only two true hearts can understand...

THE END

Song of the month
Lady in red...


I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright,
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance,
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance,
And I have never seen that dress you're wearing,
Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes,
I have been blind;

The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight;

I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright, you were amazing,
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side,
And when you turned to me and smiled, it took my breath away,
And I have never had such a feeling,
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight;

The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight;

I never will forget the way you look tonight...
The lady in red, the lady in red,
The lady in red, my lady in red,

I love you...

NEFM!!!

Hellooooo ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...Welcome to 98.2 FM, this is your favorite R-J A-B-D-U-L-L-A Abdulla Nazim with another episode of N-E-F-M!! For those who are new to this channel, let me give you a warning...This channel only comes once in every blue moon. But every time its on, its sure to tickle your funny bones or more places ;)

Weeeeeeelllllll, Its been a month since this channel's been off the coast and some dear listeners are missing it so much. So get ready for another blast as we head straight to the joke bag. Out of the joke bag... OK so ants are one of the smallest creatures that bug us alot...for them anything is food. But in one of the Maldivian proverbs, it says that "ants also cut mountains". Its meant to tell us something stupid as most of the proverbs used. What? You think it has a great and deep meaning? Ok then, listen to this, "the parrot that doesn't sing bites the hardest". Now the problem here is that it states that if parrots don't sing, they bite you. The problem here for me is that they haven't stated where the parrot is going to bite. Imagine if it bites on the most sensitive part of the body...Ouch!! Ok now you think I'm stupid...Then do me a favor, tell me who's stupid-er, me or this guy I'm going to tell yo about...

There was this Maldivian teacher who was always very quiet. His name was Siam. He had a brilliant mind and had a degree in Psychology but taught Biology 'cause he liked bio practicals. Wow, his parents must have been so proud..whatever...Its a common fact that masterminds do make mistakes. For example, take gravity head Isaac Newton, he was asked to fry the omelet for five minutes, so he put his watch in the pan and fried it with the egg in his hand, for how long, I don't know. What an idiot, but still can't deny the fact that he was great in all aspects apart from that.

So back to the story..One evening, this teacher was in the airport, waiting for the arrival of his brother from Japan. He was sitting in a bench surrounded by tourists. He was alone and the only one sitting, when all of a sudden a small boy came up to him and asked for the seat. He smiles and just lifted up his butt off the bench when the boy farted extremely loud and blend in with the crowd. Siam froze in mid movement as all the heads in the area turned towards him. He glowed red and sat back down as laughter rang out.

The next day he was teaching in class. He always thought teaching for 18-year olds was a simple job. He had a mixed class and was teaching biodiversity and population (was talking about ant populations). The class had four rows. The first bench accommodated 4 boys and 3 girls. In the second bench one boy was sitting between four girls. The third bench was occupied by all boys and the fourth was taken up by all girls. At a certain point, Siam heard a girl from the back row call to the boy in the second bench and ask him whether he was a girl to sit in the middle of two girls. The boy replied that the girl was jealous. Siam didn't mind at all and continued his teaching (in his mind he thought young love)..He did not hear the girls reply but was caught off guard when he heard the boy reply to her "shall I show you?" What surprised Siam was that instead of the girl replying, a boy in the third bench volunteered to take a peek. "Have you no shame you filthy minded creature?" Siam shouted at the boy over the laughter of the other students. At that moment the bell rang and he had no choice but to end the class..."These kids will one day drive me mental" he thought.

That evening he was planning his lessons for the other day (ants as pests) . He stopped abruptly and sat in thought. He scratched his head, smiled for himself and went into the kitchen. After a while he came back and continued his work. His brother arrived after a short while and went into the kitchen to get coffee. He came back and sat opposite to Siam watching him work. His brother switched on the TV and took a huge sip of coffee. In the few seconds that followed, a lot happened at once. Siams brother sprayed the hot coffee in Siams face, the shock Siam received made him fall off his chair. "Why the hell was there SALT in the sugar jar?" Siams brother thundered. Siam managed to stand up, wiped up his face and replied. "This book says ants like sugar and that they'll do anything to get it. So I thought of tricking them and labelled the SALT jar as and the SUGARSUGAR jar as SALT. So they'll take the salt instead of the sugar and would feel stupid after they realize it!"...

Hahahahahhaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaa....Man, I didn't realize that ants can read..Anyway thats all for now. Adios Folks, see you in the next blue moon that follows this one. Hope I have satisfied your desire for laughter...Signing out..

Chapter 3

Cyberkid was startled to see his first wife, Popsickles behaving in such a fashion. She backed away from the door and Cyberkid peeped in and saw his best friend making his way out of the house. He had a surprisingly secret smile on his face. But he managed to hide it in an instance. All together, the five friends started walking towards Fizzes. For an instance, it seemed that Cyberkids wives, or to be more precise, one of them was particularly happy to have seen and met Hunnybunny. But the walk to Fizzes proved that it was just a moments bliss..Was it….?

Fizzes wasn’t that crowded. They ordered ice creams and headed up into the open air 2^nd floor. They chose seats near the edge of the balcony to the left. The inner bench was occupied by Cyberkids three wives while he shared the outer seats with his best mate. As usual women, the three girls started gossiping about the latest and picked on a girl sitting on the opposite bench. They thought she was a European; however to their surprise she turned out to be a Maldivian which was a laugh. The chocolate frenzies arrived and everyone dug in. The atmosphere changed all of a sudden. Swyt started giggling secretly…everyone noticed she was laughing but was clueless why. A beep in the pocket meant a sms, so Cyberkid picked up his cell and was kinda’ surprised to find a sms from Swyt, who was sitting right infront of him.

The sms read, “Do you notice something strange? Don’t you think some are sitting a little too quietly?” I looked up at the now howling Swyt and understood what she meant. Hunny Bunny and Popsickles sitting infront of him were rather quiet and they both stole hush-hush glances of utter most interest. Cyberkid joined in the laughter which left the other three oblivious.

The journey back home from Fizzes was an interesting walk. Since the homes of the three wives were just close, they dropped Bubbles at her spot. The next house that came in line was Popsickles, but she insisted on walking Swyt home which sounded strange… This lead Cyberkid to walk in pace with Swyt, a little ahead of Popsickles and Hunnybunny.

A bit of the conversation that followed;

Swyt: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Cyberkid: Great minds think alike!!

Swyt: I actually joked about this before coming, your bestfreind and my best friend…hahaha

Cyberkid: Funny, I warned my mate not to fall for my wives..

Swyt: I want let her know about this. I want her to tell me the “known secret” herself. Is Hunnybunny a good guy? I mean is he the sort who runs after girls?

Cyberkid: He’s not one of those people who have 2 horns and a tail. He’ kind, shy and great in all aspects…This is going to be great…I dunno how long its going to take, but once it happens, it means dinner for us…hahaha

At this point Hunnybunny and Popsickels reached the other two at the door to Swyts place. After a sweet goodbye to Swyt, they headed towards Popsickles place, dropped her home and went home. A little about the evenings events were discussed.

Another chat log;

Cyberkid: I think Popsickles likes you. What if she asks you?

Hunnybunny: I find her attractive too. But I don’t think I’ll make a move too soon.

Cyberkid: That doesn’t answer my question

Hunnybunny: We’ll see when the time comes, I’m sure I won’t say no!

Final chapter on February 14^th…

Another lesson in Love!

We often hear about the "great" Chemistry between Romeo and Juliet. We often hear and do experience the "physical" bondage of love. Thus, from the evidence above, and as many love "gurus" will agree, I believe that love and science are connected. This has also been proved by the great scientists in time. Lets look at what Isaac Newton discovered. It is called the Newton's Laws of love!

Newton's first law of love.

A boy in love with a girl must continue to be in love with the girl and a girl in love with a boy must continue to be in love with him, until or unless an external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes into play and break the legs of the boy!

Newton's second law of love.

The rate of change of intensity of the love from the girl towards the boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to the increase or decrease in bank balance.

Newton's third law of love.

The force applied while proposing to a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

Newton's Law Of Conservation Of Love:

Love can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be changed from one girl friend to another.

Note:
Newton made these laws at his age of 83 when his new girl friend, Elyna betrayed him for another man!!!