Hellooooo ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...Welcome to 98.2 FM, this is your favorite R-J A-B-D-U-L-L-A Abdulla Nazim with another episode of N-E-F-M!! For those who are new to this channel, let me give you a warning...This channel only comes once in every blue moon. But every time its on, its sure to tickle your funny bones or more places ;)
Weeeeeeelllllll, Its been a month since this channel's been off the coast and some dear listeners are missing it so much. So get ready for another blast as we head straight to the joke bag. Out of the joke bag... OK so ants are one of the smallest creatures that bug us alot...for them anything is food. But in one of the Maldivian proverbs, it says that "ants also cut mountains". Its meant to tell us something stupid as most of the proverbs used. What? You think it has a great and deep meaning? Ok then, listen to this, "the parrot that doesn't sing bites the hardest". Now the problem here is that it states that if parrots don't sing, they bite you. The problem here for me is that they haven't stated where the parrot is going to bite. Imagine if it bites on the most sensitive part of the body...Ouch!! Ok now you think I'm stupid...Then do me a favor, tell me who's stupid-er, me or this guy I'm going to tell yo about...
There was this Maldivian teacher who was always very quiet. His name was Siam. He had a brilliant mind and had a degree in Psychology but taught Biology 'cause he liked bio practicals. Wow, his parents must have been so proud..whatever...Its a common fact that masterminds do make mistakes. For example, take gravity head Isaac Newton, he was asked to fry the omelet for five minutes, so he put his watch in the pan and fried it with the egg in his hand, for how long, I don't know. What an idiot, but still can't deny the fact that he was great in all aspects apart from that.
So back to the story..One evening, this teacher was in the airport, waiting for the arrival of his brother from Japan. He was sitting in a bench surrounded by tourists. He was alone and the only one sitting, when all of a sudden a small boy came up to him and asked for the seat. He smiles and just lifted up his butt off the bench when the boy farted extremely loud and blend in with the crowd. Siam froze in mid movement as all the heads in the area turned towards him. He glowed red and sat back down as laughter rang out.
The next day he was teaching in class. He always thought teaching for 18-year olds was a simple job. He had a mixed class and was teaching biodiversity and population (was talking about ant populations). The class had four rows. The first bench accommodated 4 boys and 3 girls. In the second bench one boy was sitting between four girls. The third bench was occupied by all boys and the fourth was taken up by all girls. At a certain point, Siam heard a girl from the back row call to the boy in the second bench and ask him whether he was a girl to sit in the middle of two girls. The boy replied that the girl was jealous. Siam didn't mind at all and continued his teaching (in his mind he thought young love)..He did not hear the girls reply but was caught off guard when he heard the boy reply to her "shall I show you?" What surprised Siam was that instead of the girl replying, a boy in the third bench volunteered to take a peek. "Have you no shame you filthy minded creature?" Siam shouted at the boy over the laughter of the other students. At that moment the bell rang and he had no choice but to end the class..."These kids will one day drive me mental" he thought.
That evening he was planning his lessons for the other day (ants as pests) . He stopped abruptly and sat in thought. He scratched his head, smiled for himself and went into the kitchen. After a while he came back and continued his work. His brother arrived after a short while and went into the kitchen to get coffee. He came back and sat opposite to Siam watching him work. His brother switched on the TV and took a huge sip of coffee. In the few seconds that followed, a lot happened at once. Siams brother sprayed the hot coffee in Siams face, the shock Siam received made him fall off his chair. "Why the hell was there SALT in the sugar jar?" Siams brother thundered. Siam managed to stand up, wiped up his face and replied. "This book says ants like sugar and that they'll do anything to get it. So I thought of tricking them and labelled the SALT jar as and the SUGARSUGAR jar as SALT. So they'll take the salt instead of the sugar and would feel stupid after they realize it!"...
Hahahahahhaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaa....Man, I didn't realize that ants can read..Anyway thats all for now. Adios Folks, see you in the next blue moon that follows this one. Hope I have satisfied your desire for laughter...Signing out..
Weeeeeeelllllll, Its been a month since this channel's been off the coast and some dear listeners are missing it so much. So get ready for another blast as we head straight to the joke bag. Out of the joke bag... OK so ants are one of the smallest creatures that bug us alot...for them anything is food. But in one of the Maldivian proverbs, it says that "ants also cut mountains". Its meant to tell us something stupid as most of the proverbs used. What? You think it has a great and deep meaning? Ok then, listen to this, "the parrot that doesn't sing bites the hardest". Now the problem here is that it states that if parrots don't sing, they bite you. The problem here for me is that they haven't stated where the parrot is going to bite. Imagine if it bites on the most sensitive part of the body...Ouch!! Ok now you think I'm stupid...Then do me a favor, tell me who's stupid-er, me or this guy I'm going to tell yo about...
There was this Maldivian teacher who was always very quiet. His name was Siam. He had a brilliant mind and had a degree in Psychology but taught Biology 'cause he liked bio practicals. Wow, his parents must have been so proud..whatever...Its a common fact that masterminds do make mistakes. For example, take gravity head Isaac Newton, he was asked to fry the omelet for five minutes, so he put his watch in the pan and fried it with the egg in his hand, for how long, I don't know. What an idiot, but still can't deny the fact that he was great in all aspects apart from that.
So back to the story..One evening, this teacher was in the airport, waiting for the arrival of his brother from Japan. He was sitting in a bench surrounded by tourists. He was alone and the only one sitting, when all of a sudden a small boy came up to him and asked for the seat. He smiles and just lifted up his butt off the bench when the boy farted extremely loud and blend in with the crowd. Siam froze in mid movement as all the heads in the area turned towards him. He glowed red and sat back down as laughter rang out.
The next day he was teaching in class. He always thought teaching for 18-year olds was a simple job. He had a mixed class and was teaching biodiversity and population (was talking about ant populations). The class had four rows. The first bench accommodated 4 boys and 3 girls. In the second bench one boy was sitting between four girls. The third bench was occupied by all boys and the fourth was taken up by all girls. At a certain point, Siam heard a girl from the back row call to the boy in the second bench and ask him whether he was a girl to sit in the middle of two girls. The boy replied that the girl was jealous. Siam didn't mind at all and continued his teaching (in his mind he thought young love)..He did not hear the girls reply but was caught off guard when he heard the boy reply to her "shall I show you?" What surprised Siam was that instead of the girl replying, a boy in the third bench volunteered to take a peek. "Have you no shame you filthy minded creature?" Siam shouted at the boy over the laughter of the other students. At that moment the bell rang and he had no choice but to end the class..."These kids will one day drive me mental" he thought.
That evening he was planning his lessons for the other day (ants as pests) . He stopped abruptly and sat in thought. He scratched his head, smiled for himself and went into the kitchen. After a while he came back and continued his work. His brother arrived after a short while and went into the kitchen to get coffee. He came back and sat opposite to Siam watching him work. His brother switched on the TV and took a huge sip of coffee. In the few seconds that followed, a lot happened at once. Siams brother sprayed the hot coffee in Siams face, the shock Siam received made him fall off his chair. "Why the hell was there SALT in the sugar jar?" Siams brother thundered. Siam managed to stand up, wiped up his face and replied. "This book says ants like sugar and that they'll do anything to get it. So I thought of tricking them and labelled the SALT jar as and the SUGARSUGAR jar as SALT. So they'll take the salt instead of the sugar and would feel stupid after they realize it!"...
Hahahahahhaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaa....Man, I didn't realize that ants can read..Anyway thats all for now. Adios Folks, see you in the next blue moon that follows this one. Hope I have satisfied your desire for laughter...Signing out..
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