Another lesson in Love!

We often hear about the "great" Chemistry between Romeo and Juliet. We often hear and do experience the "physical" bondage of love. Thus, from the evidence above, and as many love "gurus" will agree, I believe that love and science are connected. This has also been proved by the great scientists in time. Lets look at what Isaac Newton discovered. It is called the Newton's Laws of love!

Newton's first law of love.

A boy in love with a girl must continue to be in love with the girl and a girl in love with a boy must continue to be in love with him, until or unless an external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes into play and break the legs of the boy!

Newton's second law of love.

The rate of change of intensity of the love from the girl towards the boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to the increase or decrease in bank balance.

Newton's third law of love.

The force applied while proposing to a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

Newton's Law Of Conservation Of Love:

Love can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be changed from one girl friend to another.

Note:
Newton made these laws at his age of 83 when his new girl friend, Elyna betrayed him for another man!!!